Results tagged “toys” from The Daily Nugget

ThinkGeek has a Yoda Backpack for sale for only $39.99! Every chick will dig you wearing one of these to the park, just out on the town, and even to work. Hey, I bet it's big enough to carry your work laptop!

I am a geek and can say that I can't wear this, unfortunately I am just not strong enough with the force. But not you! I bet you're thinking, "I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home! I am totally strong with the force, I'm not afraid to carry Master Yoda in public!"

"You will be, you will be."

The Oozinator is a real toy that shoots what appears to be jizz at small children! Check out the commercial and the hilarious comments about this toy on the Consumerist website. My favorite comment is the first one, "Preparing young boys for a career in gay porn....since 2006." Awesomely terrible.

The world needs a Hello Kitty Fire Extinguisher, it's for those "cute" fires. When you follow the link, read the comments on the page. One reader stated, "you'd die laughing if someone ran at you with [this], even if you were on fire..."

It's fun to prentend to be an airport security tard, er, guard! Teach 'em to be afraid while they're still young with this wonderful toy. Your tot will have hours upon hours of enjoyment in running plastic luggage through an x-ray machine that doesn't even work, just like the real thing! And a hand scanner is also included to add an element of romance! What are you waiting for? Go on Amazon.com and buy one today!

I can't believe that this toy actually exists, but it does and it really is available on Amazon.com. The Amazon page gives this safety information: "WARNING: Choking Hazard - Small parts. Not for children under 3 years." I think what it should say is "WARNING: Children may experience temporary mental impairment while impersonating airport security. Long term emotional damage to children from the use of the product is not yet known." Big ups to BoingBoing.net for the link.