Results tagged “office space” from The Daily Nugget

A new study found that some office laser printers emit indoor pollution in the form of floating toner particles that if inhaled may contribute to lung and heart disease. I looked at the list of "high-emitters" and my office has a lot of these. I guess I'll be letting the associates pick up items from the printer for me from now on.

It's about time that corporate executives that commit fraud are criminally charged instead of hiding behind the corporate shroud. Still, they are prosecuting only the biggest offenders and there are a lot of small fish that will continue to go unpunished.

That's too bad because there are plenty of people that would love to see this cockhandler (the fat bastard next to Arnold) in prison. Not a white-collar prison, no, no, no, a Federal "pound me in the ass" prison. By the way, if you haven't done so already, see Office Space.

But Temecula is hotter. I was very pleased to see some cloud cover this morning, which meant that the temperature was a cool 74F instead of 82F when I woke up.

Swingline Buckles Under Pressure
Have you ever seen the movie Office Space?

This movie barely made it's money back at the box office but is a cult classic among programmers and IT folks everywhere. It is a hilarious film that you should see if you haven't already. Anyway, in the movie there is a red stapler wielded by one of the office workers. After years of emails, phone calls, and letters, the Swingline is finally selling the red stapler depicted in the movie. See the WSJ article for more details--and see the movie.