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El Cantante Heats Up Toronto

| Comments (0) | Music, TV, & Film | Tag(s): film, jlo, marc anthony, puerto rico
Marc Anthony & J-Lo at El Cantante Premier Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez were on hand for the premiere of El Cantante at the Toronto International Film Festival earlier this week.

The film was produced by Lopez and stars Anthony in the leading role as Hector Lavoe, the legendary salsa singer, and Lopez as his hot-headed wife Puchi. While the film did not win the top prize at the festival, Picturehouse, an independent distributor co-owned by HBO and New Line Cinema, paid just under $6 million for North American distribution rights to the drug-fuelled story of the late salsa pioneer.

The film is a biopic of Hector Lavoe, a Puerto Rican salsa singer who became crazy famous in the late 1960s and in the 1970s. However, despite his incredible success, Hector sought alcohol and drugs as a refuge from his own fame and pain. He survived the death of his brother in a car crash, the murder of his mother-in-law, the death of his father, and the accidental death of his son with his wife Puchi at his side. The weight of these tragedies, in addition to the alcohol and drug abuse, lead him to jump off the ninth floor of a hotel room in an apparent attempted suicide. Those closest to him later claimed that he saw a vision of his son outside the window asking him to come outside. Although he survived the fall he would never be the same from that day forward. He died four years later from complications related to AIDS, which he probably contracted through his extensive intravenous drug use. Also, even though he was wildly successful, due to his excesses he died penniless.

The tragic story of a man that made amazing music. I just can't wait to see this film.

Taco Flavored Kisses

| Comments (27) | Music, TV, & Film | Tag(s): jlo, south park
Cartman and Ms. Jennifer Lopez I accidentally deleted the latest South Park episode off TiVo, titled Lil' Crime Stoppers. Initially, I was very very sad that I deleted the new episode, but then, lo and behold--Fat Butt and Pancake Head, last week's episode was still in memory. I pressed play without knowing of the wonders we would see.

Here's the summary of the episode. Cartman's hand puppet of Jennifer Lopez becomes famous when he makes a music video at the mall called Taco Flavored Kisses. A music label sees the video and wants to pick up Cartman's creation and decides to fire the "real" Jennifer Lopez--because they can't have two artists named Jennifer Lopez! The "real" J'lo is so pissed that she goes with Ben Affleck to Cartman's school to kick some ass. She manages to slap Cartman (and his hand) around a little, but while there Ben falls in love with the other Jennifer Lopez, Cartman's hand!

Like every great South Park episode, this one was shockingly insulting, irreverent, and enthralling. It had a vicious mix of satire and commentary that bordered on character assassination and even racism, but it was funny as all hell. We were on the floor laughing our asses off.

Now we can't stop singing parts of the Taco Flavored Kisses song--"taco taco, burrito burrito, taco taco." Here's the transcript of the other song, Run For The Border, that Cartman's "new" Jennifer Lopez sang in the studio while recording an album:

Baby let's make a run for the border
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop
I know exactly what i'll order
Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop

I need to make a run for the border
If you pay i'll take off my top
Do you remember what i want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop
Yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, chulo


If I find MP3s of these songs I'll post them here--fucking hilarious. Big ups to Matt Stone and Trey Parker for making this episode. I laughed, I cried, and I now admit, I also peed a little--thanks guys.

Update (4/30/2003): Added links to MP3s of the songs for your listening pleasure.

Update (5/7/2003): Removed MP3s of the songs because of the crazy amount of downloads--I can't afford the bandwidth. You can still get the songs in .wav format at www.southparkstudios.com.

JLo Freudian Slip

| Comments (5) | Random | Tag(s): humor, jlo
A newscaster is so overcome by JLo's image that he blurts out exactly what comes to mind. Be sure to turn up the sound to hear the newscast in its entirety--classic. Big ups to Santi for sending me this.

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