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Birkhead is Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy

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DNA test proves that Larry Birkhead is Dannielynn's father. He now stands to share multimillion-dollar inheritance from Anna Nicole's estate.

Everyone Wants to Be the Baby Daddy

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In a surprising and certainly humorous twist, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, 64, now claims to be Anna Nicole Smith's daughter's father. I am sure that the fact that Dannielynn stands to potentially inherit a fortune worth more than $470 million has something to do with it. Hell, everyone wants to be the Baby Daddy of Anna's baby. I wonder how many more will come out of the woodwork--stay tuned.
Anna Nicole Smith Reality TV star and former Playboy model, Anna Nicole Smith, died this afternoon after being discovered unconscious in the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida. She was 39 years old. Anna Nicole's son, Daniel Wayne Smith, died at age 20 just days after the birth of Smith's daughter five months ago. Pathologist Cyril Wecht said a lethal dose of methadone and antidepressants caused cardiac dysrhythmia, leading to his death. The cause of Anna Nicole's death is not yet known.

If you ask me, she could have been suffering from post-partum depression compounded by the loss of her son five months ago just days after giving birth. Her depression could have lead to drug abuse and this could be another tragic overdose. We won't know the details until the autopsy is conducted later this week. Her death leaves many items up in the air. A paternity battle over her five month old daughter and the legal battle over her late husband's estate.

Her lawyer and widowed husband, Howard K. Stern, will have his hands full taking care of a baby and fighting two different court cases, all while grieving her death. Can you imagine having a paternity battle while your wife is dead!? Sad.

Anna Nicole is Pregnant

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I fully support Anna Nicole Smith's crusade to get paid, but cannot really support her decision to have another child. Isn't poor Daniel, who is 20-years-old now, fucked up enough? There is no need to ruin another life.

Anna Nicole Should Get Paid

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The Supreme Court Justices were all into the sordid details of Anna Nicole Smith's case. It is a tale of sex, deception, and greed that has many legal twists and turns to boot. They are not expected to rule on the case until June, but they had a lively discussion in court discussing the details of the case. "'I just want some money from this guy.' That's all she's saying," Justice David Souter said. "Just give me the money I would have had." That's exactly what Anna Nicole has been saying for the last ten years!

I personally think she deserves some serious compensation for having to touch that guy's wrinkly old penis. I really don't understand why his son is engaging in posthumous cock-blocking anyway. There's certainly more than enough money in the bank for all parties to be satisfied. This is a simple case of quid pro quo, money for sex. Whether it was handjobs, blowjobs, or full missionary is something that was between Anna and the old fart. But a deal's a deal and she should get paid for granting an old man his dying wish.

Anna Nicole Smith Gets Nothing

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After nine years of legal wranling, a federal appeals court judge ruled earlier today that Anna Nicole Smith, whose real name is Vickie Lynn Marshall, is not entitled to any part of the $88.5 million estate of her late husband, oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. The judge ruled that his son, E. Pierce Marshall, is the sole heir to the estate and overturned a lower court's decision. It's a good thing that Anna slimmed down and restarted her modeling career because she's gonna have to work really hard to maintain her current lifestyle. The moral of the story: grave robbers never prosper.

The Anna Nicole Show Review

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4 Stars This show is like a train wreck--it's scary and ugly but you just can't look away. Funny, at the beginning of the show I thought she was drunk, but then I realized she is like that all the time. In this opening episode, she gets into sexually suggestive poses and shows a lot, and I mean a lot, of clevage while house shopping. She's not at her Guess prime, but it's like looking at an older, plumper, mentally retarded Marilyn Monroe go about her day--it's a winner.

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