This guy in Brooklyn had the wheels stolen off his bicycle.  Saddened by his loss, he obtained the security camera footage of the theft.  The security video inspired the song.  The music video below is the security footage mashed up with the song by Shank Bone Mystic.  It is hilarious.  Enjoy.

Here are the words to the song for those that are interested:

I used to have a bike
One I didn’t particularly like
But it was my bike

I used to lock it out front
Outside my window
Where I could see it, where I could see it

This guy needed some wheels
This guy he steals
What an asshole

A man with an ugly jacket
And a tool bag full of tools for stealin’
Set up shop outside my window, outside my window
A little kid walks by a neighbor walks in
The lights go on but no one sees this guy stealin’
Is he invisible, or just an asshole

This guy needed some wheels
This guy he steals
What an asshole

He comes back with a push cart, oh the nerve
Will the guy in the white van observe
Of course not
But (he) just take your time, take what’s mine
That’s just fine
You are a stinkin’ asshole
I can get new tires, but you’ll always be an asshole

This guy needed some wheels
This guy he steals
What an asshole

Hey look (there goes an asshole)
He’s gettin’ away (there goes, there goes an asshole)
Hey look (there goes an asshole)
He’s gettin’ away (there goes, there goes an asshole)
Hey look (there goes an asshole)
He’s gettin’ away(there goes, there goes an asshole)
Hey yeah look (there goes an asshole)
Oh he’s gotten away (there goes, there goes an asshole)
Hey look, he’s an asshole

1 Comment »

  1. My favorite part is the Bridge:

    He comes back with a pushcart, oh the nerve
    Will the guy in the white van observe
    Of course not!

    #1 by Nugget — August 30, 2008 @ 11:04 am

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