Elf Ears Anyone?

This is serious nerdcore action right here.  This girl has chosen to surgically modify her ears to look like an elf (slide show after the jump).  Well kids, let me break this down for you.  Do not do this to yourself unless you are absolutely certain, without a shadow of a doubt, that you want to work at a cash register for the rest of your natural life.  Or in a circus.  Or in a stage production of Lord of the Rings.

I know it’s hard for you to imagine living another say 60 years or so, but please try.  Nobody will tell you this to your face, but you will be closing some doors by doing this.  But hey on the bright side, you will still look like an elf.  And nothing says hard working and reliable like an elf, right!?

I am sure that there are people that have made it to the higher echelons of corporate America with piercings, body mods, and even visible tattoos.  But remember that you will have to be a 100% bad ass to get there.  Otherwise, they will say, what else can you expect from an elf?  Please, don’t make things harder on yourself kids.

Remember that racism is still alive and that’s just among humans, let alone elves.

3 Comments »

  1. I’m sorry, but what “doctor” would do this? An elven doctor, perhaps? I’m sure there are plenty of nerd surgeons around, but come on, where does it end, people? If you were her child, would you wonder why your ears weren’t like mommy’s? Would she surgically alter her child as well? OMG…so many questions coming now. I will not sleep tonight.

    #1 by Erin — August 12, 2008 @ 1:18 am

  2. WHY?? oh and clean you ears lol

    #2 by bebe — December 9, 2009 @ 11:53 am

  3. phewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #3 by alina — March 30, 2010 @ 2:44 pm

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