Pay Attention!

By Fabian on Thu May 29 2008 12:29 pm | Fabian's Stuff | 3 Comments 

First-year students in Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

"For example," the professor continued by pulling back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. Please note that I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now pay attention damn it!"

Big ups to Wanda for sending me this joke via email.

Comments

3 Comments to “Pay Attention!”

  1. 1) evan on May 29th, 2008 10:07 pm

    this was pretty gross.. and funny! how bout them lakers ;)

  2. 2) Fabian on May 29th, 2008 10:46 pm

    Glad you liked the joke. Regarding the Lakers, I think every knows that they are going all the way after tonight.

  3. 3) Meerenai on May 30th, 2008 9:59 am

    gross! but funny.

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