Natural Selection Claims Another

A Swiss man died trying to win a spitting contest against his friend.  Two grown men were trying to see who could spit furthest from the balcony they were standing, when one took a running start and...(you can see where this is going)...plummeted 19 feet head-first to the street below.  He subsequently died from his injuries at the hospital.  I bet he won the contest, too!  Moral of the story: spitters never prosper.