That's Just a Dead Dog Oh Shit, That's a Man on the Freeway!

A man was struck and killed on a local freeway this morning, then struck repeatedly by cars who thought that his remains were that of a dead dog. When CHP finally arrived at the scene an hour after the first report, they found a human ear on the floor and closed the freeway. The remains of the man, which were strewn across five lanes and 1,000 feet of highway, were then recovered. Crazy.