Saved By a Crap Cushion

A woman in Nanjing, China, fell from a sixth story balcony and suffered only minor injuries after her fall was broken by an 8" high pile of crap. Luckily, or unluckily depending on your perspective, the pile of human excrement was being emptied from a backed up septic tank at the time of her fall. That's some strange luck! The moral of the story: a shitty cushion is better than no cushion at all.