A man checked into an Irish motel with a donkey. No, really! So, of course, the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night. When the cops busted in, they found the man, described as “lonely,” dressed in latex and wearing handcuffs. Hmmn. So it appeared that the donkey had good reason for going berserk. Wouldn’t you!? Who says donkeys are dumb!? You’d probably start tearing the place up too if you saw homeboy putting on a his gimp outfit while looking at you funny!

Alas, the man was charged with cruelty to animals and fined €2000 for violating the Unlawful Accommodation of Donkeys Act of 1837. They couldn’t charge him with lewd behavior for “lack of evidence.” Oh, it hurts from laughing and I have to stop! You’ll just have to read the article for yourself. There’s a “super rabbit” comment in it that almost made me pee my pants. You just can’t make this stuff up!

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