A sexual pervert is so attracted to mannequins that he can’t resist breaking into storefronts to take them. And who can resist them, really!? He is now facing life in prison because he is considered a habitual offender, he has six breaking and entering convictions and a stint in prison in the last thirteen years. “I wish I could quit you, plastic hoes!”

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  1. Sounds like he just needs a shrink.

    #1 by Meerenai — January 8, 2007 @ 6:05 pm

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