Taco Bell Responsible for Explosive Diarrhea

Well, that goes without saying really. But we're talking more diarrhea than usual in this instance. Taco Bell lettuce laced with E. coli bacteria was responsible food poisoning at the chain's restaurants in New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania and Delaware. Over 71 people suffered symptoms related to food poisoning, including vomiting, fever, and yes, explosive diarrhea. Damn, do you need any more reason not to ever eat at Taco Bell again? Yo no quiero Taco Bell!