Ghost Riding Keeps Killing Mofos

Two separate geniuses killed themselves earlier this month near Modesto while performing the "ghost ride da whip" stunt popularized by "hyphy" hip-hop artists like E-40. One 18-year-old kid hit his head on a parked car while sticking his head out of the passenger side of his driverless car. Another 36-year-old, yes that's not a typo, fell off the roof of his driverless car, hit his head, and earned a well-deserved "adios" for his stupidity. Natural selection.