In Florida, a naked man that was smoking crack near a swamp was attacked by an 11-foot alligator and survived. The man was rescued by four deputies who pried the man from the alligator’s jaws in waist deep mud. The report stated rather nonchalantly that the man was naked and smoking crack. Now, I don’t know about you, but is it weird that he was naked while he was smoking crack? How many crack smokers do you know that strip naked and get high next to swamps?

Not many. That’s why I think that this is possibly a foiled suicide attempt of some sort. The guy probably thought he’d get high, slather himself in steaks, lay naked, and get eaten by an alligator without feeling a thing. But apparently he brought too many steaks and didn’t bring enough crack. Or perhaps the effects of the crack wore off before the alligator was done with him. Either way, this is definitely something you don’t see every day, even in Florida.

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