Last month in a conference in Japan, a Dell laptop exploded on a table while onlookers panicked. Luckily, the owner of the laptop did not have it on his lap or it would have been, “Adios, amigos.” And by “amigos” I of course mean “balls.” A couple of days ago in an office in Vernon Hills, Illinois, another Dell laptop caught on fire, smoked up an entire office, and had to be put out by firefighters. After these two incidents it is clear that I just don’t have big enough balls to own a Dell laptop. Ultimately, I may have small balls, but I’d certainly like to keep ’em.

Note: I had a Compaq laptop firmly on my lap, and close to my balls, while I posted this.

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