Well, according to CNN, there will be a big ass party in hell on 6/6/06.

The Oozinator is a real toy that shoots what appears to be jizz at small children! Check out the commercial and the hilarious comments about this toy on the Consumerist website. My favorite comment is the first one, “Preparing young boys for a career in gay porn….since 2006.” Awesomely terrible.

Photos of Fantazy Land in Alexandria, Egypt–the worst theme park in the world.

An article about the legal implications of the word fuck. Via BoingBoing.

Here’s an extreme rock paper scissors variant with 15 hand gestures that I would be willing to play. The same guy also has come up with a 25 hand gesture variant with over 300 possible non-tie outcomes and only a four percent chance for a tie. Via BoingBoing.

I fully support Anna Nicole Smith’s crusade to get paid, but cannot really support her decision to have another child. Isn’t poor Daniel, who is 20-years-old now, fucked up enough? There is no need to ruin another life.