Willy Wonka’s legacy was to jack up the bad kids and give his factory to the good kid, right? Well at a chocolate factory in Hawaii a kid’s hand was severed right off, Willy Wonka style. The question is, where were the parents during all this? All kidding aside, it sucks when kids get hurt. Hopefully doctors will be able to sew the kid’s hand back on.


  1. Oh, come on, the highlight of any Hawaiian candy factory tour is the “shark snatch,” a charming tradition in which delighted tykes compete to pull treats from the jaws of whimsical shark-bots. The yummiest morsels are in back, but be careful! A couple kids lose their hands every year: it’s no big deal.

    #1 by Larry O’Brien — May 15, 2006 @ 5:11 pm

  2. Hahahaha. Very nice.

    #2 by Nugget — May 15, 2006 @ 5:21 pm

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