Mayor to Public: Relax

Mayor Gavin Newsom held a press conference to address Milos and Scientology, stating "Relax. I'm a practicing Irish Catholic. I'm not a Scientologist, and I couldn't tell you two things about it." In his head he was thinking, "Can't you guys see that all I want to do is tap dat ass!" He seemed really calm and collected, so chances are that he already hit that. Nice.