Re-enactment of Ninja Entering Home--Scary Shit Indeed

A man shot and killed an armed man wearing a ninja outfit that attacked his wife earlier this morning. The ninja apparently lay in waiting for the woman to exit her home and pounced. The woman fought back and ran in the house where her husband shot the assailant. The attack happened in Healdsburg, CA, a town in the North Sonoma wine country about 90 miles North of San Francisco. I guess ninjas really do flip out and kill people, even in Healdsburg. The moral of this story: ninjas can’t dodge bullets, no matter how cool their costumes are.

3 Comments »

  1. No way. REAL ninjas can dodge bullets. Ipso facto, the shot guy did not know TRUE NINJA SECRETS. Just a wannabe’. Unless, of course, the guy who shot him had UNSTOPPABLE GUN FU.

    #1 by Larry O’Brien — February 28, 2006 @ 11:05 am

  2. hehe

    #2 by Meerenai — February 28, 2006 @ 5:16 pm

  3. He is a disgrace to the Ninja clan he will be punished by satin for such dishonor

    #3 by NinjaFu — January 5, 2007 @ 8:18 pm

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