I was at Northstar-at-Tahoe yesterday taking part of the annual firm ski trip. I enjoyed the trip, but was dismayed at how many people were on the slopes–it was a madhouse. As such, I only got about five runs in the day before I gave up on the long lines. So at around 1:30PM I retired to the Lodge at Big Springs to sit in the sun and enjoy some tasty beverages until 4:30PM, which is when we needed to board the bus back home.

While I was drinking one of my gourmet Bloody Marys, I noticed this girl cupping this guy’s ass. This wasn’t particularly interesting, but what happened next caught my attention. She proceeded to rub the ass, much like you rub a Buddha, with soft gentle strokes. After about a minute of rubbing the guy’s ass with her hand she proceeded to put her hand into his front pocket. At this point, I asked my co-worker, Lauren, what she thought the girl was doing and she replied, “She’s probably grabbing the Chapstick.”

Unsure if this was a euphemism for what I thought was happening, I continued to look on. She looked and looked and looked for that Chapstick for about two minutes, but alas she came up empty handed. Or did she? The guy did seem strangely relaxed. More surprisingly was that the guy was talking to two other people as if nothing was going on. It seemed that this was a common occurrence with these two. It was a Public Dick Grab (PDB). Ah yes, the infamous PDB.

It was so surreal that I was going to walk up to her to ask her if she was searching for something, or worse yet, if she found it. But I decided not to. Instead we decided to give the girl the fictitious name of Nickhole Kockendorfer and make fun of her for about an hour and a half. Actually, we were still talking about it on the bus on the way home. All in all, it was an entertaining day. Nickhole, wherever you are, thanks for the memories. We will most certainly be posting a Missed Connection on Craigslist for you.


  1. Here it is, hopefully she’ll find it and contact me so we can properly thank her!

    The Missed Connection with Nickhole

    #1 by Lauren Easom — February 27, 2006 @ 12:59 pm

  2. Fabi-0

    Didn’t realize that you were a voyeur! The two of you need to follow me sometime to a gay bar. PDG’s are par for the course….and customary.

    #2 by missy — February 27, 2006 @ 8:00 pm

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