Here are the lyrics to a song that should be recorded to the tune of Aerosmith’s Janie’s Got a Gun. It would be awesome if Aerosmith recorded the song to parody Good ol’ Dick, but I doubt that would ever happen.

Cheney’s Got a Gun

Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it’s the sound of my gun
Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it’s the sound, it’s the sound…
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah….

Cheney’s Got A Gun
Cheney’s Got A Gun
His whole world’s come undone
From shootin’ quail on the run
What did poor Harry do
What did he put you through

They say when Cheney lost investments
He swore to give Harry pain
That lawyer had it comin’
Now that Cheney’s Got A Gun
He ain’t never gonna be the same


Cheney’s Got A Gun
Cheney’s Got A Gun
The Newsday’s just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it’s untrue
What will McClellan do

He shot the crooked lawyer
The man has got to be insane
They say the lawyer might just die
They can’t cover up the lie
He’ll go on FOX and look like he’s in pain

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney’s Got A Gun
Cheney’s Got A Gun
His dog day’s just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did Harry do
With Cheney’s last I.O.U.

He had to take him down easy
And put some pellets in his brain
He said that mofo lost my cash
I’ll put some pellets in his ass
He ain’t never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Cheney’s Got A Gun
Cheney’s Got A Gun
Cheney’s Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run

Cheney’s Got A Gun
His dog day’s just begun
Now everybody’s on the run (Honey, honey what’s your problem)
‘Cause Cheney’s Got A Gun (Tell me it ain’t right)
Cheney’s Got A Gun (Was it the lost investments)
His dog day’s just begun (That made you scream at night)
Cheney’s Got A Gun
His dog day’s just begun
Now everybody’s on the run
Cheney’s Got A Gun

Yeah, I came up with these lyrics all by myself. It’s all fun and games unless this guy Harry Whittington dies–then this will probably won’t be so funny. Hell, it’s not that funny now, but it makes me happy and that’s all that matters.

3 Comments »

  1. Cheney should take a certain inDUHvidual from the White House on a hunting trip.

    #1 by Meerenai — February 15, 2006 @ 9:24 pm

  2. One can only hope. I am sure that the secret service probably has restrictions about those two going hunting together to avoid “accidental” shootings.

    #2 by Nugget — February 16, 2006 @ 9:54 am

  3. Cheney’s Got a Gun Lyrics (Part 2)

    We found more lyrics to our new favorite song: Cheney’s Got a Gun at Daily Nugget: Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done Dum, dum, dum, it’s the sound of my gun Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you…

    #3 by VicePresident.US: Lying in wait — May 17, 2006 @ 7:31 am

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