Cheney Shoots Fellow Hunter

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a fellow hunter while hunting for quail in Texas. Cheney shot Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin, in the face, neck, and chest from about 30 yards away with a 28-guage shotgun even though Whittington was wearing a bright orange hunter's vest. Well, with friends like that, who needs their enemies to hire assassins? Strangely, the incident was not reported publicly by the vice president’s office for nearly 24 hours, and then only after the incident was reported locally by the Corpus Christi Caller-Times. Nice. What a dick!