I am not really sure how I missed this bit of news from a few weeks ago, here’s the excerpt:

Petronela Brandus, 24, has become the latest “body cavity phone blagger” to have her collar felt after police stopped the suspected thief as she got off a bus in Iasi. Passengers had apparently seen the 24-year-old lift the device, but cops could find no trace of it.

In the time-honoured fashion, they then rang the number and heard the tell-tale sound of internal phone action. In this case, however, Brandus had not gone for the relatively-simple vaginal option, but rather the less convenient back passage route.

Why not turn off the phone? Well, apparently almost everyone in Europe uses PINs to lock their phones on power-up. If the thief had turned the phone off she wouldn’t have been able to use it. Surely putting it on vibrate should have been an option for her.

Either way though, the cops would have probably “felt” the vibration. However, the most impressive part of the story is that the phone’s owner accepted the phone back after it was “sprayed with disinfectant.” No way! After being in someone’s “back passage” they can keep it.

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