Crazy Ass Hoe

What happens when storm weary Floridians snap? A woman from St. Augustine Florida ran over two teenage boys after they accidentally hit her car with a golf ball on Sunday afternoon. According to police, the teenagers were bouncing a golf ball in a parking lot when it accidentally went astray and struck the woman’s car. Since the car was not damaged, the boys apologized and turned away. The woman then started to drive away, but suddenly made a U-turn, ran over a median and struck the teens before knocking over a light pole. She then allegedly went after a third boy, but did not hit him.

According to witnesses, after all this she got out of her car and started smoking a cigarette “like a movie star.” Right, like a like a really crappy straight-to-trailer-home-video movie. As of Monday, one of the boys was in critical condition. When the woman appeared in front of the judge she told him she had mental problems, which probably explains the Cousin It style she is sporting (see photo). She is, deservedly, being held without bail. Crazy bitch.

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