Anna Nicole Smith Gets Nothing

After nine years of legal wranling, a federal appeals court judge ruled earlier today that Anna Nicole Smith, whose real name is Vickie Lynn Marshall, is not entitled to any part of the $88.5 million estate of her late husband, oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II. The judge ruled that his son, E. Pierce Marshall, is the sole heir to the estate and overturned a lower court's decision. It's a good thing that Anna slimmed down and restarted her modeling career because she's gonna have to work really hard to maintain her current lifestyle. The moral of the story: grave robbers never prosper.