Jeri Ryan, better known as to Star Trek fans as 7 of 9 on Star Trek Voyager, filed court documents in which she charged her ex-husband, Republican candidate for U.S. Senate in Illinois, Jack Ryan, with attempting to force her have sex with him in public at “sex clubs.”

The documents were filed in 2000 and have now been unsealed due to Jack Ryan’s bid for the Senate. The documents charge that on three separate occasions her then-husband took her on “surprise trips” to New Orleans, New York and Paris. On the second trip, her husband wanted to have sex with her in the club but she refused.

Scandalous shit! I am sure this will have an effect on his bid for the Senate. Because as we all know, America can accept guns, explosions, dismemberment, terrorism, and fear, but not anything other than puritanical missionary position sex between a man and a woman. He would have been better off stabbing somebody. Jack Ryan is fucked!


  1. What? What about the messed up election of our own Arnold Gropenegger, er Groppenfurher, er, whatever? People won’t care….we are stupid. We’ll vote for anyone who says they won’t raise taxes. Hell, he can be a child molester and if he says he’ll lower taxes and he for “small government” and drives a Hummer, us lemmings will vote for him.

    #1 by Meerenai — June 22, 2004 @ 11:38 am

  2. I mean, just look at the grammatical errors and typos in my post. What a stupid American I am…can’t even write good american.

    #2 by Meerenai — June 22, 2004 @ 11:40 am

  3. I disagree, motherfuckers will not tolerate sexual shenanigans. Hypocritical I know, considering that our nation is the largest purveyor and consumer of porn (yours truly included) and even “sex tourism” to third world countries appears to be the norm.

    Sex, our favorite product and our favorite taboo. That’s what Clinton’s impeachment was about after all. The reasoning is “hell, I like porn and stuff, but public officials shouldn’t,” it’s a higher, double standard. This guy is going down because of this. Stay tuned.

    #3 by Nugget — June 23, 2004 @ 12:04 pm

  4. Jack Ryan’s political supporters within the Republican war machine, er, party are already running for cover. I would guess that he will drop out of the race within two weeks tops.

    #4 by Nugget — June 23, 2004 @ 12:47 pm

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