“I think of all the education that I’ve missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!”
–Van Halen (David Lee Roth), Hot for Teacher, 1984

A 23-year-old middle-school teacher was charged with having sex with a 14-year-old student in a school classroom, at her apartment and, once, in the back of her SUV while the teen’s 15-year-old cousin drove. Damn, talk about a “superfreak, superfreak, she’s superfreaky!” I thought this only happened in movies and teenage boys’ dreams.


  1. Why does this have to happen in Florida? Haven’t we been through enough? Why can’t shit like this happen in Montana?

    #1 by Jimmy — June 30, 2004 @ 6:03 am

  2. Because the hot and horny teachers are apparently in Florida :)

    #2 by Nugget — June 30, 2004 @ 9:28 am

  3. I was just watching this on the news this evening, but I think we’ve got this one beat.

    There’s a teacher’s assistant in our community that has been charged with 96 counts of various crimes that will make this look like an insignificant crime.

    Check out this crazy story. There is no comparison.

    Jimmy, this one isn’t in Florida.

    *shaking head*

    #3 by admin — July 2, 2004 @ 8:20 am

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