Big Hairy Armpit  The Axe Effect

Apparently women like armpits. Giant armpits with small stubbby feet that are about the size of St. Bernard wiht no head and no arms. Huh? Did the people creating these ads realize that the armpit really looks like a giant hairy dickless crotch with feet?

The ad slogan is “Dry Pits Win,” but at what cost? The self-esteem of young men all over the country. Women only want guys for their pits apparently. According to Mark Morford, the message of the ad is simple, “Your chick is not really dating you, dumbass. She is dating your [dry] giant hairy armpit. This is all she really cares about.”

Geez, what is the world coming to? If big hairy dry armpits win, then we all lose. Well, I don’t know what that really means, but it sounds good. Big ups to Mark Morford for writing another hilarious column–I had no idea these ads existed.


  1. I’d like to know where these ads appeared. I sure would like to see one first hand…

    #1 by Carlton — June 13, 2004 @ 9:52 am

  2. This image is almost as disturbing as the Michael Jackson mug shot…

    #2 by Meerenai — June 14, 2004 @ 9:48 am

  3. There’s one in the June/July 2004 Sync Magazine.

    #3 by Allura — June 17, 2004 @ 10:23 am

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