Sorry for not posting yesterday, but it was Shabbat. My holy day of rest. Speaking of holy shit, a Benedictine nun was arrested in Poland for driving a tractor near her convent while under the influence.

I don’t make this stuff up, people.

It seems Sister Olga was dipping into the Communion wine a little too much. Next time she should stick with the Holy Water.

Consequences? Jail time and possible eternal damnation. I wonder how many Our Father’s and Hail Mary’s does it take to absolve you of a DUI. I guess we’ll find out shortly.

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