In an unscrupulous attempt to wield incredible power and enslave the minions of Earth, Microsoft sued a 17-year-old Canadian kid named Mike Rowe for registering his own domain name, mikerowesoft.com. When confronted by the press Bill Gates offered this explanation, “Our domain, Microsoft, was forged in the depths of Mt. Rainier, and we were assured by the elves–or was it the lawyers, I can’t remember–that we had ‘one domain to rule them all.’ Besides, there’s nothing funnier than crying Canadians!” Oh, hell no! That’s bullshit! I would love for this kid to win the lawsuit and would donate to his cause, if he ever gets his website back up.

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