Saddam Hussein

In an amazing turn of events, Saddam Hussein was captured by U.S. forces near his ancestral home of Tikrit late yesterday.

Needless to say, Saddam was not livin’ very large. No Benzos, no hoes, no bling-bling, and apparently no toiletries. What’s a dictator to do without Gucci cologne to get through the day? I mean look at this bitch, he looks like the crazy guy that roams near the corner of Market and Van Ness talking to himself out loud.

An amazing turn of events indeed. This may mean another four years for Bush if he plays it right, and bad news for all of the Democratic candidates. We’ll see what happens. But hey, if we can catch this guy, perhaps we can capture Osama Bin Laden.

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