An unruly mob of shoppers trampled a woman and knocked her unconscious as they battled to get a hold of DVD players at a Wal-Mart Megastore in Florida. Patricia VanLester, 41, who was one of the first in line, was knocked to the ground by the frenzy of shoppers behind her.

Paramedics called to the store found her unconscious on top of, get this, a DVD player! You can’t make this shit up, people. After the shopping beatdown, she was still gripping onto the DVD player for dear life and wouldn’t let go–get your own motherfuckers! She just jumped on the ball after the fumble and hoped for the best. That’s serious dedication.

And what will Wal-Mart do for all her trouble? They are going to put one of the DVD players “on hold” for her. WTF!? They can’t give her the damn $29 DVD player!? They should have let her take it on the ambulance as a consolation prize. If she was willing to almost die for it, the least they can do is give it to her–cheap bastards! This whole thing reminds me of one thing, I hate holiday shopping.

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  1. Check this out: Wal-Mart Shopper Has History Of Injury Claims

    #1 by Robert — December 5, 2003 @ 2:50 am

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