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Unless you’ve been under a rock, you’ve heard the controversy over a sex tape that was filmed by billionaire heiress, Paris Hilton, and Richard Solomon, best known for being Shannen Dohery’s ex-husband and a gambling website owner. If you want to see the tape, you can go on Kazaa and download the full 30-minute tape, or just pick-up the highlight reel here.

Anyway, after viewing the tape I don’t know what the big deal is about. As far as porn goes, it sucks. The tape was filmed using a handheld camera’s night vision (infrared) mode so it looks like a pair of raccoons frolicking in some trash cans in the middle of the night. The media says that the video is going to hurt Paris’s career, but I ask, “what career?” This girl is just famous for being famous. The only career this hurts is any future porn career, because she sucks, and she doesn’t even do that very well.

If you don’t believe me, check out these other reviews of the video:

Paris Hilton Sex Tape Review (Play-by-Play) by Jim Cavalier
Paris Hilton Sex Tape Review by Rossman

Now that we’ve all seen the video maybe we can go on with our lives and worry about important things like the fact that Ah-Nult is Guvernah and there are mofos in Iraq being blown to bits almost daily. Jeez!


  1. I couldn’t agree more. Let’s all focus on the important things and leave the over-privileged off in their own little world where they belong. And thanks for the link. I’ll be reciprocating in my next update.

    #1 by Jim C. — December 9, 2003 @ 10:00 am

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    #2 by Kewler.net — January 17, 2004 @ 1:32 am

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    #3 by Kewler.net — January 17, 2004 @ 2:14 am

  4. Yeah, the video its great but i think that people should focus on more important issues.

    #4 by Video — January 22, 2004 @ 9:38 am

  5. I would probably agree with your assessement, however, I’d probably have to play with that pussy an hour or two and decide for myself…

    #5 by Steve T. — January 26, 2004 @ 3:58 am

  6. Solomon should of given her a stinger in the browneye!

    #6 by Michael — August 18, 2004 @ 7:26 am

  7. Serious, she seems pretty bad in bed.
    Enthusiasm = 2 out of 10.
    Blow technique = 2 out of 10.

    She is famous that is the only reason people want to pump her, otherwise she seems quite useless in bed.

    #7 by IT King — October 7, 2007 @ 4:27 am

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