A man described as a “popular karaoke performer” was seriously injured when his wife attempted to cut his penis off with a razor blade as he slept. The fight stemmed from the man’s popularity as a performer, apparently he was friendly with the ladies. He is expected to make a full recovery from his injuries, but authorities stated that had his wife used scissors, he would have not fared so well. She is still at large.

Even more disturbing, the article states that in August a man was allegedly killed by his wife in retribution for beating her. She squeezed his testicles until he fainted and then tied his neck to a bed with a scarf. That’s a movie of the week!

In stark contrast to cutting penises and squeezing testicles, check out the new penis enlargement patch. Yeah, like the ones smokers wear to quit smoking, but for guys with small artillery. And of course, with testimonials from models, it’s gotta work! Jeez, what the hell is the world coming to!?

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