Mr. Stinky

An amorphallus titanum plant named Mr. Stinky started blooming in Miami, Florida yesterday, attracting massive crowds to its massive display. In case you are not familiar with the amorphallus, its bloom smells like putrid flesh to attract carrion beetles which help polinate it. Additionally, while the stink is making patrons nearly pass out the amorphallus exposes himself to the world in the most phallic of ways. You sick bastard! That’s right, Mr. Stinky’s manhood is a staggering 85 inches high, dwarfing last year’s stinky bloom in Encinitas by several feet. Check out last year’s blog entry for some real amorphallus titanum fun.


  1. growing relative of this species in brisbane australia wish me luck ive always wanted a deformed penis

    #1 by ed — November 2, 2003 @ 9:52 am

  2. Good luck with your very unusual wish.

    #2 by Nugget — November 2, 2003 @ 11:01 am

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