According to the Associated Press, two weeks ago Michael Jackson burst into a congressman’s field office in Solvang, CA wearing a Spiderman mask to ask why there weren’t any fast food restaurants there. When he was told that Subway was the only restaurant in town, he replied “I love Taco Bell.” WTF!? This bitch is crazy.


  1. I love Michael Jackson’s music. What he has become really bother me.

    #1 by mentiso — May 21, 2003 @ 3:02 am

  2. Was it really Jocko or just Cartman refining his “Ms. Lopez” thing? I got a hunger only tacos can fix!

    #2 by Larry — May 21, 2003 @ 4:36 am

  3. Maybe he went crazy after watching the Southpark episode. Got his driver, jumped in the Bentley, and set off on a mission to fulfill all his wishes with some taco flavored kisses :)

    #3 by Nugget — May 21, 2003 @ 4:42 am

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