Sticks and Stones

Two Republican geniuses (I know that's an oxymoron--I'm just being sarcastic) changed the names of "french fries" and "french toast" in the House cafeterias to "freedom fries" and "freedom toast" respectively. This is their cool way of "sticking" it to the French. What are we in fifth grade you dumb fuckers!? I hate to think that my tax dollars pay for the salaries of these two idiots. Surely, there has to be a more mature way of fighting the political battle with the French government. P.S. French fries are from Belgium!