A woman in Indonesia claims that a genie broke into her house and circumcised her 10-month-old son while she was cooking breakfast. She heard crying in the bedroom and rushed in to see her son had been circumcised. I doubt that this was the work of Barbara Eden. That’s one genie I don’t want visiting me in the middle of the night, or the day for that matter.

It reminds me of an old genie joke:

A guy is walking on a beach and finds a bottle. He rubs it and a genie comes out and says, “Greetings master, I can grant you one wish.” The guy says, “Hey, I though that I was supposed to get three wishes.” The genie says, “Not today, so make it a good one.”

Having just broken up with his girlfriend after she complained of his “size” the guy was feeling very dejected so he exclaimed, “I want my dick to be long enough to touch the ground!” The genie said “Ok” and chopped his legs off.

2 Comments »

  1. Hee hee hee.

    #1 by Meerenai — February 25, 2003 @ 9:30 am

  2. simple and hilarious at the same time

    #2 by sahr — March 2, 2003 @ 9:31 am

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