Anyone that has ever worked on computers knows that fuckotrons are evil gremlin-like electrons that spontaneously spawn and live inside computers. A couple of fuckotrons in your machine is not so bad. However, if a group of them start to party, bad things start to happen–printers, storage devices, applications, and operating systems start to malfunction or hang.

The most common fuckotron is the blue fuckotron that lives behind the Windows operating system’s “blue screen of death.” However, other fuckotron varieties may be found anywhere where you find their cousins, the electrons. Hell, they are even in toasters!

The only way to rid yourself of fuckotrons is to cold boot your machine by powering it down and powering it back up. Simply resetting the machine will not kill the fuckotrons, it will just piss them off. Pissed off fuckotrons will fuck you up–that’s how they get their name.

So remember, the first step to resolving any computer issue is to rid your machine of fuckotrons. Don’t feel guilty, do it with impunity and know that no matter how many of them you take out–they’ll be back.


  1. I always wondered what that clicking noise was right before my computer bluescreened. Damn that sucks.

    #1 by Jenny — December 17, 2002 @ 1:13 am

  2. Yeah, it’s the fuckotrons gettin’ busy.

    #2 by Nugget — December 17, 2002 @ 3:20 am

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