Check it Out, It Talks

I overheard some people on the train this morning talking about the hottest stage show in the city right now, Puppetry of the Penis. What is the world coming to when some goobers can get on a stage, manipulate themselves, and gain an audience? Puppetry!? I remember when they called it masturbation. By the way, when I lived in Los Angeles and Melissa lived here in San Francisco, I was one hell of a puppeteer.