Painful Rear End

No, I'm not referring to the way I feel after yesterday's bike ride and paddling on the dragon boat. Instead I am referring to the four car smackdown that I was involved in earlier today. Check this. A guy speeding down Van Ness in a Mustang plows into a Honda Civic, who hits a Van, who hits me at about 5-7MPH. The power of inertia at work, kids. All the other cars except mine were thrashed pretty badly. My bumper suffered no real visible damage, but it shifted position about a 1/2 inch. Lucked out. My ass does hurt though, from the bike ride not the accident.