Hey, Those Aren't Elves

Apparently, the only way to afford to live in the Bay Area is to squat on State or County land and live in a tree. I bet this guy used to work at Pets.com, Petopia, or something and is just down on his luck. I sure do miss the sock puppet. Damn, had I known about this, I would have built a treehouse years ago. I bet it's too late now that officials are on to the scam.